>See if egress can be found behind that poster.

Even assuming that that idea made any sense at all, you wouldn't dream of checking. You keep this poster reversed for a reason!!! The contents are simply too embarrassing for you to show to visitors like us!!!!!!!!

Let's go ahead and agree to avoid wading into the morass of Jane Crocker's psychosexual issues altogether for the duration of the comic. That's not what comics are all about. Comics are about plot events happening, and shit being epic, not weird stuff that people's brains do. And there are surely no plot events or epic moments awaiting us were the poster to be unveiled--you are as likely to find egrets as egress behind this robust spread of aged, glossy paper.

>Pester Jake and get him to let you out.