>Log into SUITORSUITE tout-de-suite and start courting fab hunks hetero style.

As we have established, this is a dadgum, codflapping, ROTARY PHONE that does not have cellular telephone applications of any kind available upon it or within it or throughout it!!

And also, you just blew a mondo hole through the receiver with your fully cocked and loaded gun PHONE CORDS. Remember??

(You... might not rule it out, otherwise.)

>Go through magic picture window.