>"Greater than sign open note".

You think you'll just plain ol' regular "open note" instead, to be a prissy little contrarian princess and make everything more difficult for everybody.

The inside of the note describes an oblique method by which one clips into different parts of a narratively contiguous reality by using the hallucinogenic chemical known as "alcohol". It is said to be a rite only accessible to those of profound imagination. Why does this sound so familiar?

>Consider why it sounds familiar.