>Discourse with frisky friend.
ROXY: oh hell yea
ROXY: heres some shit that never happens
ROXY: here i am roxywalkin™ thru the voidspace on my mysterious mission + then who do i see being impossibly here for some reason
ROXY: if it isnt my BFF (best fuckin friend!)
ROXY: and a title not conferred litely
ROXY: cuz me and callie marshmally are TIZZITE but shes disqualified
JANE: (..."For sleeping with the judge.")
ROXY: for sleepin with the judge
ROXY: meaning s.n. tially
JANE: (..."Essentially"?)
ROXY: s.n. tially ur my best friend that im not dating! (pastkisses¹ notwithstanding ;3 )
ROXY: which is kind of like this huge and respectable status that hella girls aspire of? maybe i need to get you a trophy
ROXY: need to get you a malachite n hardwood plaque that says that
ROXY: engrave a commemorative crystal so it doubles as a music box that plays a paean to platonic friendship
JANE: Ooof. While, I would love to lie here, and discuss topics such as friendship ranking, and/or, my scandalous prior history of youthful lapses in heterosexual judgment, with you,
JANE: I feel like someone put,
JANE: My head, in a vice, and began to slowly squeeze and not stop,
JANE: Oh, Roxy, this is certainly not how I wanted you to see me!
ROXY: psssh lol 'lapses in heterosexual judgment' jane u do realize that this moe trait makes you only 1 million times cuter combo right
ROXY: and fyi u still look like babe town even sprawled out and dopey in your rumpled trench coat and alluring blu leggines :)
JANE: Thaaaank you... Augh...
¹Pastkisses are kisses in the past.