>Quaff cold coff.

You inventory the COLD COFF and proceed to chug that shit hard. Dark, bitter, bracing, just like Nick Offerman's role in "Fargo". The old earth TV series, not the old earth movie. You are pretty sure he was a literal baby or something when the movie came out.

Your SOBRIETY stat skyrockets. You are basically perfectly sensible and laser-focused at this point, brimming vimly with the essence of caffeine. You have all the energy you need to, listen very carefully, MESSAGE CALLIOPE. Not go through a fake door or punch through walls to fly to her. Not attempt to call her on a carpentry tool.

Message. You know? You have a cell gun, you mean cell phone, in your pocket right now, right? Use it.

Message. Calliope. ...Assuming you don't get distracted in your hyperactive caffeinated state. Who are we even kidding at this point.

>Message Calliope!?!?!