>Stamp your feet in frustration.

You decide that you are tired of this stupid crap. With that classic Crocker family strength, your sveltegams propel your comely soles as a battering ram, stamping the ground at immense force.

Oops. You have unintentionally dislodged a chunk of floor.

And you're not optimistic about that bonking noise you just heard from below.

ERROR: NO USER DETECTED. ENGAGING PLOT-O-PILOT.