>Use BATTLESPORK to dish up the magic lasagna to the weasel emissary!

Yes. YES.

After the sprightliest jig a soothe could ever hope to muster, a surprise message from an unexpectedly real mythic figure, a hilarious bout of sporkfeeding a weasel Garfield food, and your conversation with Calliope, you have finally gained a level. You love gaining levels. 'Nuff said.

You have your emergency cell phone. Feels like all your affairs are in order. You are ready to go through your magic picture window and visit the land of the dead. Consolation prize: Cronus. Grand prize: The muse.

>Go through magic picture window.