>A little while later...
DIRK: ...
DIRK: ...
DIRK: ...
DIRK: ...
DIRK: ...
DIRK: Ooh, look at me, I'm Dirk and I'm gay.
DIRK: Isn't that evil of me?
DIRK: I'm soooo gay. And evil.
DIRK: Gayevil.
DIRK: You're convinced, right?
DIRK: You're convinced that I'm scary and evil?
DIRK: Mwahahaha. "!".
DIRK: Ha. "!".
DIRK: Ha.
DIRK: Ha...
DIRK: ...
DIRK: Fuck.
DIRK: Man, Jake is so wrong about the 'stache. This ain't any sort of look I got any business gallivanting about in.
DIRK: "The things I do for love!" Lol.
DIRK: Becoming the embodiment of my love's desire.
DIRK: And gently, sculpting gently, my love into the image of my own.
DIRK: Shaping. Forming. Kneading. Brushing. Smoothing.
DIRK: Glazing and putting in the kiln.
DIRK: Oh my god I need to have this corny thing off my face for a minute here jesus shit.
