>Be Jane.

Yay, it's Jane Crocker! Wow, it sure was nice seeing what everyone else in the world was doing for a while, but you are more than ready to get back to basics. In seeing Jane Crocker on the screen, you gladly become her, as easy as ice sublimes to steam.

(Or maybe you don't?? I mean fuck, I'm not gonna tell you what to do. You could be as she is and think as she thinks and feel as she feels, or you could bike on down to Buc-Ee's and get you a basket of brisket for all I care. It's a free Zillyhoo.)

Anyway, for the purposes of preserving the tradition of second-person narrative, you agree to play the leading role, Jane Crocker, in the big school play. Okay, do you have your script here? We were just at the part where you were standing at your fake door, tying up the last loose end. How did you not think to do this earlier? The most crucial clues to mysteries are always hiding behind the question mark, or as trolls sometimes call it, the "enigma wiggle".

>Look behind the enigma wiggle.