>Be Jane.

Yay, it's Jane Crocker! Wow, it sure was nice seeing what everyone else in the world was doing for a while, but you are more than ready to get back to basics. In seeing Jane Crocker on the screen, you gladly become her, as easy as ice sublimes to steam.

(Or maybe you don't?? I mean fuck, I'm not gonna tell you what to do. You could be as she is and think as she thinks and feel as she feels, or you could bike on down to Buc-Ee's and get you a basket of brisket for all I care. To be human is to be free, after all.)

Anyway, for the purposes of preserving the tradition of second-person narrative, you agree to play the leading role, Jane Crocker, in the big school play. Okay, do you have your script here? We were just at the part where you were curiously inspecting your fake door, having just finished speaking to Jade, who had an odd last-minute request of you before you climbed through the window into the land of the dead:

>"GG: look behind the enigma wiggle!!"