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SOLLUX: f0r the last time.
SOLLUX: the capt0rnet is n0t 'techn0mancy' 0r 'c0ntrived bullshit' or 'an 0min0usly humming well 0f zillified p0tential'.
SOLLUX: it is a series 0f tubes.
ARADIA: look i know about the tubes! we both live with them in this house every day!
ARADIA: i have been speaking figuratively, doy
SOLLUX: well WHAT d0 you want fr0m me aa.
SOLLUX: just let pe0ple c0ntinue t0 mystify techn0l0gy like it is n0t a thing we make and m0dify but is instead a bunch of special angel crap from heaven that just g0t crapped d0wn 0n us l0wly pe0ns.
SOLLUX: it is just me and the endless war against pe0ples natural idi0tic recalcitrance t0ward any c0mplicated truth.
SOLLUX: was it n0t tw0 days ag0 that i was telling y0u ab0ut daves latest bullshit.
ARADIA: yes! how could i forget
SOLLUX: he literally said that my c00l cust0m serverhub that c0ntr0ls the wh0le capt0rnet l00ked like the b0ne nug of a disc0unt simps0n.
ARADIA: sollux i have to be honest with you dave showed me what a simpson looks like and it really does look like a simpson
SOLLUX: whatever. i am g0ing t0 l00k like a huge assh0le if i dig my heels in 0n this any l0nger.
SOLLUX: i guess its fine if y0u d0nt give a single s0litary airb0rne fuck ab0ut my passi0ns.
ARADIA: you look like a huge asshole now trying to guilt trip me and it is cute and i love you :)
ARADIA: & i know you are just being cranky because i will be going on an outing and you will miss me!