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SOLLUX: an 0uting she calls it.
SOLLUX: yep just a lively little funtime str0ll thr0ugh the deep dark death bubble.
SOLLUX: 00h im definitely n0t ab0ut to accidentally bec0me permanently dead 0r anything! yippee!
ARADIA: what on earth c has got you in such a mood today!
ARADIA: are you on your isochronous nookpurgation cycle? is that what this is? are you experiencing heavy flow?
SOLLUX: well its certainly n0t HELPING my m00d but i 0bvi0usly d0nt need a bi0l0gical excuse t0 w0rry ab0ut the jaws 0f the black h0le cl0sing and 0blivi0n claiming you f0rever?
ARADIA: baby i promise that i am coming back from there in one piece :)
ARADIA: jane just needs a little guidance towards her goals sometimes!
ARADIA: and the willingly dead need an usher who can show them the exit-sign glow that indicates passage to the true beyond
SOLLUX: yeah i kn0w s0rry. ugh. things have been pretty fucking g00d lately. which h0nestly freaks me 0ut and is n0t s0mething im used t0 fyi?
SOLLUX: s0 thinking ab0ut change 0r risk in any c0ntext sc0urs the shit 0ut of my sensitive aggravati0n sp0nge.
SOLLUX: which causes me t0 get super aggravated.
SOLLUX: and im seri0us. that place is cursed. d0nt think its like 0ur happy g0 lucky sunside dream bubble vacati0n cuz its N0T.
ARADIA: youre right
ARADIA: which is exactly why jane and i's work is so urgent! for the sake of all those stuck between
ARADIA: so please
ARADIA: relax
ARADIA: trust me?
SOLLUX: 0k yes duh i trust y0u. n0 let me g0 ahead and n0t trust my eternal partner, l00k at what a willful idi0t i am being in this scenari0, fuh fuh.
ARADIA: :D!!
ARADIA: yes so go play on the captornet a little, resolve some tickets
ARADIA: and await my return
ARADIA: and part 2 of that little makeout sesh
ARADIA: ;)

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