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Oh, thank YE GODS. Looks like Karkat changed his p-chum status back to 'saucy'. You don't know what you would have done if he had moved it up from 'pensive' to 'perturbed'. You swear, if those two boys ever have even the slightest relationship trouble, you will kill yourself with one of the many guns that your items keep threatening to turn into.

You are struck by how quickly a day can melt away from you. Whatever time it is now, it is surely far past the 8:13 you thought it was. Your investigations have ground to a halt before they even got started; the dead remain elusive. You can't even seem to bring yourself to send a simple friendly hello message to a friend in need. It is as if some kind of idiotic force is thwarting you at every turn, diverting you to trivialities and nonsense and keeping you from your real mission.

This sucks! Why can't you just intend to do something and then do it? You are starting to get really frustrated!

>Stamp your feet in frustration.