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PROBLEM SOOTHE
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>Begin playing Problem Soothe.
- 0001
>Keep everyone unharmed and safe.
- 0002
>Retrieve your gun, there are dames to be rescued!
- 0003
>Do the obvious.
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>Attack all enemies with BATTLESPORK immediately!! Rescue dames NOW!!
- 0005
>Break through glass with fist to unlock door.
- 0006
>Ponder true life's work.
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>Realize that no one wants all of those horrible dancestor clones running around. Then, immediately give up on true life's work.
- 0008
>Immediately cease exposition and resume quixotic mission. Then, exit room.
- 0009
>Find out what those snakes are all about.
- 0010
>Hi Lucy and Amy!
- 0011
>Check grate for exit, or dead people to revive.
- 0012
>Check under desk for real door or doorknob.
- 0013
>Pester Jake and get him to let you out.
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>Put PHONE CORDS and NOTE into inventory.
- 0016
>Set down desk and then check the time.
- 0017
>Plug GUN into rotary phone. Then, read the GUN.
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>Realize guns are dangerous and store them in the safe.
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>Answer at the very last second.
- 0026
>It's the very last second! Answer!
- 0027
>Talk to Jake.
- 0028
>Hang up.
- 0029
>Log into SUITORSUITE tout-de-suite and start courting fab hunks hetero style.
- 0030
>Go through magic picture window.
- 0031
>Where is phone?
- 0032
>Jeez!
- 0033
>Look at places.
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>Place desk vertically and poke through suspicious ceiling tiles for phone.
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>Take items.
- 0037
>Immediately use STUDFINDER and start courting fab hunks hetero style!!!
- 0038
>Use STUDFINDER on all walls to determine structural weaknesses of the room.
- 0039
>Use MAGIC WAND to summon your phone here.
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>Think about family magic shows.
- 0041
>>Use studfinder on back of safe.
- 0042
>Knock on back wall of safe.
- 0043
>Punch through drywall.
- 0044
>Immediately fall in love with Lil Bro figurine and experience heartrending emotions over its gayness.
- 0045
>Become conversant with the bro.
- 0046
>Be Dirk.
- 0047
>Greater than sign open note.
- 0048
>Consider why it sounds familiar.
- 0049
>Punch apart desk and build fanciful fort from flinders.
- 0050
>Be consumed by battle fury!!
- 0051
>Can you please stop punching and build the fort already?
- 0052
>Get brutally soused in little fort.
- 0053
>Succumb to liquor fairy's siren song. Then, be beckoned into uncanny spaces beyond.
- 0054
>???
- 0055
>???
- 0056
>???
- 0057
>Someone: Be there.
- 0058
>Try and hide so Roxy doesn't see you being all weird and drunk.
- 0059
>Hi Roxy!
- 0060
>Discourse with frisky friend.
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- 0065
>Awaken from unfathomable booze snooze.
- 0066
>Survey new surroundings.
- 0067
>Heal the everliving shit out of that crappy little mephit.
- 0068
>Use BATTLESPORK to punish arrant thief!!
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- 0071
>Become overwhelmed with grief and revive fallen mephit.
- 0072
>Ok, revive him anyway.
- 0073
>Witness mephit's new beginning.
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>Look past fallen grate.
- 0077
>Fuck it. Befriend the mephit.
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- 0083
>Watch candy mephit do hypnotic victory jig.
- 0084
>Avenge your fallen sweetiesnake!
- 0085
>Where is this going?
- 0086
>Survey the casualties.
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- 0088
>Allow for the existence of miracles. Then, let miracle happen.
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>Let Lucy live again.
- 0096
>Snuggle Lucy and Amy. Then check phone.
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- 0098
[Double venus symbol]
- 0098: Porrim
[Triple arrow symbol]
- 0098: Kankri
[Mondou muyou symbol]
- 0098: Damara
>Okay, I've waded through all that nonsense. Shall we message Calliope, Crocker-chan?
- 0099
>Ensure selfies are adequately poppin'.
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>Okay! It's finally time! Let's have our big discussion with Calliope, Jane!
- 0103
>Get distracted again by some other bullshit and inadvertently make poor Calliope wait even longer.
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>[S] Engage in convivialities with Nannas.
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>See outcome of causal Rube Goldberg machine.
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>Look at poster. Acknowledge fucked up personal problem.
- 0118
>Have an honest conversation with your friends, family or therapist to help you come to terms with your fucked up personal problem.
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>That's weird!
- 0121
>I don't care! Jane needs to stop being into that!
- 0122
>Receive startling push notification.
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